Hi, readers. If you’re reading this, you’ve made it to the Disclaimer! I probably should have written one of these a long time ago. This is the part where I disclaim, disavow and basically disown all the content herein contained. It’s not that I didn’t create it, it’s that it’s meant to be funny only! Even when I write about real stuff that’s happened (particularly real stuff that’s happened to me), the intention and the aim, is always, has always, and will always be documentarian-style humor. If you hate it, I understand. You can send me hate mail to: email@example.com (that’s not a real email address). Or you can openly hate right here on Tumblr, as I think I’ve still got that function enabled. For now.